iHate

...Emails filled with spelling mistakes (fi ouy rea os caerlses, tehn dotn wriet to em )
...Emails written with short forms (shrt frms do not lenthen ur days or mk u smrtr)
...Emails with capitalized "I"s and everything else in small case (whats that GRE word - egoistic?)
...Emails written without using full stops (case in point: my aunt)
...People who don't respond to emails (the writer is not a fool you see)
...People who respond to long, well written emails in a hurry (see above)
...People who don't acknowledge greetings (c'mon, did you grow up in a loveless household?)

Here's to a happy and loving cyberworld (now that we have messed up the real world beyond redemption)...