Master plan for world domination

Interview with google.com and land a job within the company. Once you are inside, let your tail loose and begin monitoring their search records. Look for the things that people have searched in the last few months, generate a histogram and correlate it with the items they had most difficulty finding. Armed with this knowledge, begin manufacturing exactly those things that people need, in your backyard. The prime difficulty encountered in starting any business is the incapacity to know apriori if people would want to buy your product. But with the above strategy, the supply you generate will perfectly match the market demand that exists.

Until google maintains its stranglehold as the most popular search engine, you will continue to keep your fingers on the pulse of the people. Once you have enough money, you can buy google.com out... and any other search engine that competes with google. Thus, you will never loose your position as the richest man in the world, that is until people keep searching using browsers. Pasternak, in his recent book "Quest" (the book is not recommended btw - it reeks of megalomania), argues that the distinguishing trait of a human being is its tendency to "search". Put two and two together, and you figure that people will never stop searching until they remain humans, you own google.com and know what people are searching and you tune your products to match their needs. In Matrix parlance, you will become the Keyholder of planet earth! *evil smirk*

Rush Now! Franchising OPEN.

~ The cow with big ideas.